Manglish

"Cannot do anything wad" Ya, cant do and what
"FXXX weh! Damn shitty LAH"
"Nice right? I saw it in blablabla mall, I wana buy lah"
"Serious?~~"(Mandatory local slang)
"Oh my GAWD" *Slaps on both cheeks*
"Fuiyoh, damn nice oredi la" Please select your language...
"Damn geng la that fella" Last warning...

I don't think I speak perfect English in any way. I might not speak the way Scottish does but I do plan to speak understandable English, for good of own people and for good of my own.